A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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hard cheese

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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