- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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