how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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