HELLO EVERYONE

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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blubber vaginass CC

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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