What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Ross.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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