Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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this is stupid .... yep

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What is 9+10? 19

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