Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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CFL

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why? Why Not?

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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