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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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