- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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I love you very much.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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