- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Sarah Palin

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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