whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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