You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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