why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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