How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Go away.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A fat guy!

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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