What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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