What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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