What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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