Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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