A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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