A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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