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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Guess what What

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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U mad?

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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