Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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