- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's big and fat? An obese man.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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