1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

Dallas Cowboys

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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