Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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