What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Poop

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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XD Jackass.

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