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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What does water taste like? Water

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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