Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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c+t+c?

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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