Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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123 f*ck off

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Anti Joke

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