- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

I ponder

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Get in the car.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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