Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Anti Joke

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