What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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poop

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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