What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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The 19th Amendment

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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