Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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A scottish man having fun

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There's my tractor.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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