- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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