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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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arena football

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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