I can see you under there. Under what?

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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