Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Don't think of granny porn

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Oh s***

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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