Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Wanker

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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