Wright flyer

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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