What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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