What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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