Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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my mind's eye?

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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penis

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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