- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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