What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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