- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

colby doesnt shave

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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