"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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