How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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whats long and black? a baton

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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