Stephen Hawking can walk

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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learn. advance!

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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