all your base are belong to mark

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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my shift key is broken1

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Leave. Now.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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