What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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