What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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