- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

one day i went to bed

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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