whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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I like touching my boobs

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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