There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Women's rights

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Jebron Lames.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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