Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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womens rights

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

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