How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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