A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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porn-hub

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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