What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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I'm funny.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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