A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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