Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Asians

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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