Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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