if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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