when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Connor is homo

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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