Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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