What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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girls basketball

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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