what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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