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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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