- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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