Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Brain fart

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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