i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

your mother

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -40

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

yada yada

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference between a frog?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops