Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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