Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Justin Bieber.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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