A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

thumb_up thumb_down +1

your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

thumb_up thumb_down

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

One time I walked into a fat kid..

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

thumb_up thumb_down +38

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops