How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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