Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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69 :)

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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call me maybe.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Vagina ass.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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