- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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