- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I'm so punny.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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