Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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drugs.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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