- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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