What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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This one time at band camp....

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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