A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Women's Rights.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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tom hall

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Penis

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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