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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Seth stock has a large penis

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Yes

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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