Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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