George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

womens rights

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Knock Knock Come in

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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