- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's brown and sticky A stick

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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