So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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hi corey

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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