What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Womans baksetball...

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Stephen Walking.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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