Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Poop

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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u jelly?

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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