- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

colby doesnt shave

David Cameron

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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