A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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