What do you call a Jew A Jew

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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