how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Loner.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Religion.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Spotto

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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