Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Yes.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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