- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's your name? You tell me.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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