- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Gadaffi

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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