How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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