What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

I met a man today. His name was John.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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