Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Where's my tractor?

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Your mam is so fat.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

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