Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Obama

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Adam Sandler.

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