Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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