What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Penisland

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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