A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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