my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What fires shots? A gun

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That's what she didn't say

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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