What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Ken wins!

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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