What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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