Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Anti Joke

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