how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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