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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Gay rights

read this sentence again.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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