why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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to get to the other side.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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France had one revolution

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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knock knock come in !

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