- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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