Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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star wars kid

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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potato

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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