Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Anti Joke

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