What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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