A black guy gets arrested...

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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