A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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