What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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