How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Nick Cannon

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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