Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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