A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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