What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

anti-joke.ru - russian style

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

cory

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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