Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Twenty-Four

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