why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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