Bad grammers.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Womens' rights.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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