I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Breast cancer.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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lol

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How did th-A fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Barbara Streisand

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Anti Joke

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