Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Anti Joke

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