- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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