what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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You copy and paster!

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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