What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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derp

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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How are you this morning?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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