Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Justin

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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