A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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A ginger rapping.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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