what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

You're a big fat monkey.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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