- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Women's sports

the economy.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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