why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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