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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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