A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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knock knock come in

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Asians

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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WILLYS

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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sorry got to poo

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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