Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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John Stamos.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Justin Bieber

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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