Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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