When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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