Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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