Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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