What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Lil' Wayne

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Women's rights.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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