- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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