Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Stephen Walking.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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