Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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