how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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