Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Mormons having fun.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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