A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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womens rights

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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