What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Once upon a time.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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what are three short words? i a am

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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