- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Brad Fuller!

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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