What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Knock knock Go away

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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