So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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