Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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