What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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sucks Syntax...

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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you are a åsshole :)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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