Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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I love you

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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this is stupid .... yep

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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cot!

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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