why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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The person below me is weird.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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