How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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