the redsox

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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want a balloon? yeah

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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