Women's rights.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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World peace

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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