when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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