roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Jews

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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KKK

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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