What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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