What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Lets go Yankees

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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