What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I am a real homosexual

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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GIVE

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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