Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Okay, one second.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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vbh

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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