Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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FUCK YOU

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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