How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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