A sober Amy Winehouse

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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hi

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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i lost the game

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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