How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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