Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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