- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Your so gay, that you like men!

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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