What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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