Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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British Dentistry

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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